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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:12
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Drug deaths plummet among young Americans as fentanyl carnage eases - NPR
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So they tried
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
No way
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share office space ...
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Night Owls Face Faster Cognitive Decline - Neuroscience News
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)